Joe and Mable Showcase
Sax or Saks
"Mable wants to take Joe to Saks? Joe thinks it's a musical instrument. Mable finds
out Joe has money he didn't tell her about.
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Series 2 -Episode 3 now
Read Episode 3 below
|Mable Song (intro)
(Sound of doors slamming)
Narrator: (sounding drunk) Good evening, folks. Sorry I'm a wee bit late But I stopped in
for a liquid lunch on me way to this gig.
Let's see now, who's got the script?
Mable: Joe, Is the narrator drunk?
Joe: seems that way, Mable.
Mable: Do we have to keep this guy around?
Joe: We don't have a much of a choice, Mable, I couldn't find anyone else.
(Song: Beer, beer, beer.)
Where were we? Oh that's right, It seems we left Joe and Mable suing each other last week.
Mable broke her arm, Joe thought it might better if she broke her tongue instead and some
doctor wanted 5 percent of her tongue or was that his appearance fee for the broken arm.
I'm confused. I think I need another drink...
Mable: Get this guy out of here Joe, we are not paying him to get smashed on the job...
Sound: Glass breaking
Narrator: As I was saying, Joe and Mable have some things to work out.
Mable wants to take Joe around NY with her. She thinks the Aussie needs to unwind before
they head back to the land of kangaroos and crocodiles.
And so our story (hic) continues...
Joe: Yes Mable?
Mable: I think we should go to Saks.
Joe: Why Mable? Where's the band?
Sound: Pink Panther Theme
Mable: Not Sax, Joe. Saks.
Joe: What's a Saks?
Mable: It's a very expensive store on fifth avenue and I want you to see it because you
don't have anything like it in Australia.
Joe: What are you going to spend now, Mable?
Mable: I thought we'd spend some time there, Joe
Joe: I meant, money, Mable? I assume you want to go to Saks to buy something.
Mable: Not really, Joe. I am saving up to go to Paris, you know.
Song: I love Paris ...
Joe: Well, going to Paris sounds a tad more romantic than going to Saks.
Mable: Joe. Are you getting romantic on me?
Joe: Now that your arm is getting better, Mable, I was thinking that a little romance
Song: Chances are...
Mable: Joe that's so sweet, but seriously, wouldn't you like to see one of our most
Joe: I would have thought going to the Empire State Building or the Statue of liberty was
the usual tourist thing...
|Mable: That's boring, Joe. Everyone does that.
Joe: Yeah but these are the usual tourist spots that people want to see.
Mable: I didn't consider that, Joe, but I'd still like to go to Saks.
Joe: Okay Mable. Saks it is.
Mable: Thanks Joe, You'll love it.
Sound: Street sounds
Mable: Well Joe, this is Saks, what do you think?
Joe: It looks like a department store, Mable.
Mable: It is a department store, Joe, the best in the world.
Joe: Okay, show me around then.
Joe: Boy it's crowded in here. Why don't you show me the jewelry section and maybe I'll
buy you a necklace or something.
Mable: You don't need to do that, Joe. I just thought we'd just look around and have some
Joe: So let's go to the jewelry section and then have lunch.
Mable: Okay Joe, we can start there, if you want.
Song: Diamonds are a girls best friend
Joe: This necklace is nice, Mable, try it on so we can see how it looks on you.
Mable: Okay, Joe.
Joe: What do you think? It looks great to me
Mable: I love it, Joe.
Joe: Excuse me, how much is this necklace.
Salesperson: $9,000 sir.
Joe: $9,000? You've got to be kidding.
Mable: I think he's serious, Joe.
Joe: Are these real diamonds?
Salesperson. Nope. Imitation.
Joe: You're nuts. You expect me to pay $9000 for a piece of glass?
Mable: Joe, it's not glass, these are fake diamonds, They are expensive because they are
made by a famous designer.
Joe: Mable, that's not expensive, it's obscene. Anyway, I said I would buy you something,
so I guess I'm hooked.
Mable: Joe, you mean you would really buy me a $9,000 necklace? I couldn't let you do
Joe: I said I would buy you something, Mable, and it does look great on you.
Mable: You didn't tell me you had $9000 just laying around.
Sound: Police, We have you surrounded.
Joe: Didn't I?
Mable: No you didn't and you should have told me.
Mable: Cause Joe, we could have flown to Paris on 9000 dollars.
Joe: Women! They're never happy.
Mable: Ah Joe, go wrestle an alligator.
Joe: It's a crocodile Mable. We wrestle crocodiles and they aren't fake like your diamond
Song: Tie me kangaroo down sport.
Well now, begosh and begorrah, What has Joe gotten himself into now?
It seems he has shot his mouth off and has to buy Mable that 9,000 necklace... Maybe Saks
will give him a discount...
Sound: People laughing
Maybe Joe should have gone to the Empire State Building instead and jumped off.
Sound: ---- weeeee
Narrator: or pushed Mable off! Just kidding, Mable.
Mable: Watch it liquid man...
Narrator: Tune in next week to see if Joe got Mable the necklace and to see what else she
has in store for him.
Mable's song (end)
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